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SirJective
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 Verfasst am: 28. Jun 2004 14:43 Titel: Funny things |
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Let's collect jokes and funny sentences in this thread.
I'll make a start:
Why is six afraid of seven? - Because seven ate nine. |
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andy
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| Verfasst am: 28. Jun 2004 16:20 Titel: Joke |
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I don't understand this joke  . |
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jama
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| Verfasst am: 28. Jun 2004 18:18 Titel: |
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Nice idea!
Andy was my nickname in English class, by the way 
I think Sir_Jective refers to "Seven of Nine" (Star Trek).
| Zitat: | A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.
The steward who checks tickets says, "I'm so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class."
"I can do What-eva I want, I'm a blonde." Well I'll get the pilot.
The pilot comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves. The steward looks amazed and says," What did you say?"
The pilot simply says," I told her 1st class wasn't going to Miami, just coach was!!" |
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Destruction is a form of Creation (Donnie Darko) |
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Willothewisp
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| Verfasst am: 29. Jun 2004 10:56 Titel: |
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Why didn't Gauss discover group theory? - Because he wasn't Abel (speak: able).
PS.: I think, SirJective refers to the identical pronounciation of "ate" and "eight". |
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SirJective
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| Verfasst am: 29. Jun 2004 11:28 Titel: |
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@jama: speak out loud: "7 8 9". ;)
@willothewisp: math jokes here? tztztz... :)
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All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
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jama
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| Verfasst am: 29. Jun 2004 12:07 Titel: |
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| Zitat: | | @jama: speak out loud: "7 8 9". |
 Yeah, you guys are right. Got it now 
| Zitat: | | Why didn't Gauss discover group theory? - Because he wasn't Abel (speak: able). |
| Zitat: | | All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. |
Hey! I can do that! You´ll see it when we met Prepare!
| Zitat: | A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde".
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another." |
Greets,
Jama
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SirJective
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| Verfasst am: 29. Jun 2004 23:27 Titel: |
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Warning: Math joke. 
What is yellow, sour and equivalent to the axiom of choice? - Zorn's lemon. (for explanation see: [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorn's_lemma]Zorn's lemma[/url].)
And another:
In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?
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jama
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| Verfasst am: 30. Jun 2004 00:46 Titel: |
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Nice ones!
| Zitat: | A cat has nine tails.
Proof:
No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails. |
Greets,
Jama
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Thomas
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| Verfasst am: 02. Jul 2004 17:09 Titel: |
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Funny Jokes!
But I don't know much english jokes, all I know are still there
Greets,
Thomas |
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alfi
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| Verfasst am: 25. Jul 2004 12:00 Titel: Corrections |
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But I don't know much english jokes, all I know are still there |
But I don't know many English jokes. All the ones I know are already here.
many = countable jokes
English = always with a big E
all I know = alles, was ich weiss
still = immer noch, already = schon
there = dort, here = hier |
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Thomas
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| Verfasst am: 25. Jul 2004 12:08 Titel: |
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Oh, danke!
Jetzt werd ich hoffentlich diese Fehler demnächst nicht mehr machen
Greetings,
Thomas |
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Gast
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| Verfasst am: 27. Jul 2004 17:48 Titel: |
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@ alfi: big E = capital 'E' btw..
And I think "all I know" can be used (at least in oral English) instead of "all that I know" (or similar). |
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